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posted by: Ray Guarino
Last Updated: 29 December 2017
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posted by: Ray Guarino
Last Updated: 29 December 2017

Now is a good time to clean out the air intake at the bottom of your cars windshield. Before you open the hood, if you can see leaves, pine needles, stems, & twigs poking up from this part of the car you know you've got some work to do. Once the hood is up and the existence of flora is revealed to you, what's the best way to clear the area, and why are you doing this in the first place?

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posted by: Ray Guarino
Last Updated: 19 November 2017

Official Car Advertisement Conversion Chart
How To Interpret Antique Car Ads



Rare model

Nobody liked them when new, either

Older restoration

Can't tell it's been restored

Needs engine work

It’s been siezed for 30 years

Uses no oil

Just leaks it out

No rust

Body and fenders missing


It's too bad to lie about

One owner

Never been able to sell

No time to complete

Can't find parts anywhere

Needs interior

Seats are gone

Rebuilt engine

Has new spark plugs

May run

But never has

Low mileage

Third time around

29 coats of hand-rubbed paint

Needed that much to cover the rust


It sat in the rain yesterday

Always driven slowly

About what I expect to get

Prize winner

Hard Luck Trophy 3 times in a row

Stored 25 years

Under a tree

Real show stopper

Orange with purple fenders

Easy restoration

Parts will come off in your hands

Ready to show

Just washed it

Top is good

Only leaks when it rains

Good investment

Can't depreciate any more

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posted by: Joe D.
Last Updated: 17 October 2017

From MotorMouth Radio's Sunday, October 14th, 2017 show at 12 noon.

  1. I have this noise...
  2. Only happens on Tuesdays...
  3. Just clear the light...
  4. The Internet said to...
  5. Shouldn't be too hard...
  6. I am a mechanic...
  7. After you changed this...
  8. Is it done yet?...
  9. The other mechanic said...
  10. [Big Parts Chain] said it was...
  11. Read the instructions, right?...
  12. It's my wife's car...
  13. It only happens sometimes...
  14. It costs too much...
  15. It's just a car....
  16. Will it pass emissions?...
  17. It's just a car... (stated twice for emphasis, it's not just a car to us.)
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posted by: Rolling Thunder Cycles
Last Updated: 18 September 2017

ETHANOL 101 courtesy of Rolling Thunder Cycles

What you need to know about E10/ethanol fuel

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